Sunday, November 16, 2008

Just Looking for a Good Time

I'm a loser. I posted a post about everyone doing Blog Secret and then I failed to get my submission in on time. Ooops. It's been busy around here. One of my besties, Beth, had her sweet little baby girl Amelia, and on top of that I had a crazy weekend.

Friday I was convinced I was going to do nothing--I was convinced I was going to stay in and do some work while watching tv and cozying up to a bottle of red. As I stopped at the office to pick up my projects, I got a call from the roomie/bestie. She and her BF decided that we were going to go back to his place (a small town about an hour from here) and go out--we were going to pick up his friend in Des Moines along the way. Okay, why not.

Well, we end up at a bar called the Rusty Duck in this tiny tiny Iowa town of less than a thousand people (689 people according to the 2000 census--yes, I googled that shit). Anyway, this bar is great--within the first five minutes I had been introduced to like 10 people and hugged twice by two old ladies whom I had never met before who continued to tell me that I was "just a baby."

Sara and I started out drinking beer, but as the yawning came in to play, it was determined that vodka redbulls would bring on our second winds--and they did. And they kept flowing. For about 5 or 6 hours they kept flowing. And we weren't drinking slowly.

So, Roomie's BF's friend is hot. This I established earlier in the evening--it wasn't one of those beer goggle attractions.

We leave the bar at about 2 AM after 200 dollars worth of drinks/appetizers, and lots of karaoke including but not limited to: NKOTB The Right Stuff, Touch Myself, and Man I Feel Like a Woman--heavens no, I did not sing--we allowed Roomie's BF to do all the serenading. We make it back to Roomie's BF's house. Roomie falls off a stool at one point. We eat toast and ham sandwiches. We continue drinking. We decide it's time for bed. Roomie's BF has his bedroom and his extra bedroom. I crawl in to extra bedroom bed. Am followed by hottie friend. Have great mash session. Pass out.

Regale my sister with this story the next day--she says, "Do you think you'll ever see him again?" I say, "I doubt it, but have you heard that Lady Antebellum song--Just Looking for a Good Time?" She says, "Yes," I say, "I'm thinking that's how I'm going to live for a little while." She's silent. I say, "Do you think that's wrong?" She says, "A little disturbing, but no, not wrong."

I must have still been drunk when I told her this, because the truth is, that is so NOT how I plan on conducting myself. I need to stay away from the vodka. That little bastard steals my inhibitions every time I hang out with him.

But, I mean really I'm 23--I deserve a random mash session every once in a while, right??
:)

11 comments:

Dreams and Designs said...

Wow, how have I missed so much!!! Drunk mashing and all!! Can't wait to hear about it!

Bayjb said...

You deserve it girl. Mash him and then go on to the next one. You go girl that sounds like an awesome weekend.

amanda said...

Yayyyy! for the friend
and the baby! So very
exciting. You must
be ecstatic. Hollla.

And ha...the first
time I heard that song,
I was listening to
the words thinking, are
they seriously talking
about just wanting to
shack up with each other?
I giggled.

But you go get em' girl.

Anonymous said...

I so heart that song!
Lucy

Kara said...

Slut! :)

laurwilk said...

What does mash mean? Make out? Why is it mash? I missed something.

DUDE, I love making out with dudes. Live life that way. It's so fun.

And GOOD GOD I can't wait to get back to Iowa. I miss this shit. SO MUCH. I need a country bar and a town of 600 sooo desperately.

I've decided I'm moving back to Iowa when I 'grow up'. But really, I am. I miss it and I love it and I'm living there for the rest of my days. (After I finish grad school and the rest of this bologna.)

Also, a $200 bill? That's like 100 beers. Because beers in Iowa are cheap, cheap, cheap. Which is another reason I am moving back ASAP!

Anonymous said...

I heart your 200 dollar bar bill. That's hard to do and I am proud of the fact that four of you accomplished that.

And now, that song is rolling through my head, over and over and over.

Mandy said...

Love that song! Good for you -- sounds like a great weekend.

jfj said...

"Roomie/Bestie" here . . . just wanted to verify a few things! :)

1. That boy really was cu-ute!
2. The bar bill really was $200, but I felt like we robbed the place for as much food (the onion rings & mozzarella sticks just weren't the same at 3am!) & RedBull Vodkas we slurped down. As my BF would say, we drank all the beer in Dallas County.
3. I really did fall off the bar stool. Oops. And, woke up with a very awkward red scratch down my cheek . . . who knows?!
Can't wait til we do it all again!

Anonymous said...

yes...a random drunk mash session DOES sound amazing. heck, a random mash session, minus the drunk even sounds amazing. ;P

Auburn Kat said...

Nothing wrong with that at all!!!